Because I'm being lazy and because I'm sure you're just aching to get to know more about me, here's a survey that answers every question about me that you didn't have...
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
No, but hopefully around the end of this year…
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
6 years
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
A beautiful photo album of cards that my gramma gave me over the years
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
I do that like once a day
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE?
Probably about three months ago
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Hair/beauty, dance supplies, shoes, gas (why can’t the prices just stay the same for a month??)
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Chocolate chip muffin
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Smile and if they have all their teeth
9. SOME FAVORITE SONGS?
Too many to list
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
DC burb, Maryland
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Albany Academy for Girls
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
T-Mobile
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
New York & Company, Nordstrom
14. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
*sigh*, yes
15. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Not anymore
16. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Mom Dukes, then Hunny or Natalie. They’re the only ones who wouldn’t be trying to ask to “hold a lil sumthin”, so I’d share with them from jump
17. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIENDS:
Last Wednesday at my b-day party
18. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Subway…does that count as fast food?
19. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
My father: “I’ll always be there for you”
20. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Friday’s or my mom’s house—I miss her cooking!
21. CAN YOU COOK?
Yes. Well lemme rephrase...no one's died from eating my cooking, so I guess I can
22. WHERE'S 25 DOUCHE?
What the….?
23. BEST KISSER:
My Hunny!
24. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
This morning
25. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Beets and avocados. Beets taste and look like bloody turnips to me. Avocados will kill me since I’m allergic to them
26. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My smile and my personality
27. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My Mr. Magoo-ish eyesight. I'm nearsighted as a mugg. No glasses or contacts = I run into stuff
28. CAN YOU SING?
I can carry a tune pretty ok. I was in the kids choir and held my own
29. LAST KISS?
This morning.
30. LAST MOVIE WATCHED:
S.W.A.T.
31. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Keys
32. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
St. Lucia
33. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Both
34. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Richard Pryor
35. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
T-shirt
36. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
Hunny. If he’s at work, then my Pound Puppy (yeah I still have mine from waaay back) is on his pillow
37. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
Yeah, but it’s usually more work than it’s worth unless you’re definitely headed toward marriage. In college…let it go!
38. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes
39. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
I’m attached to a coffee IV on Monday mornings.
40. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled with cheese
41. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
Slightly, but not to the point that I will sever ties with someone because our signs don’t vibe. I definitely take it with a grain of salt…for entertainment purposes dammit!
42. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mommy
43. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Malcolm (my brother from another mother)
44. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
"I love you, my civilian"
45. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
5
46. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Black pantsuit with a red blouse
47. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC
It’s like that yall—Mariah Carey
48. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?
Smucker’s grape
49. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
Online, yes. But in person hell naw!
50. CAN YOU SWIM?
Sho nuff. I'm a certified lifeguard
51. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Choc. Chip cookie dough
52. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
What kinda damn question?? I can read them, does that count?
53. TELL ME A FEW RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF:
I was on Sesa.me Street twice
My eyes are two different shades of brown
The guy on the Quaker Oats box gives me the heebie jeebies
54. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:
Spring…you can wear cute stuff during the day, but night time is cool and just right for snuggling
55. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Yesterday. My stepsister emailed me a picture of her son acting a damn fool
56. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
Early as hell o’ clock AM
57. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
Snow!! I love watching snow fall and playing in it
58. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH:
I guess. (are you reading this Tiki Barber??)
59. WHAT IS THE FIRST LETTER IN UR CRUSHES NAME:
You can read right? See above
60. DO YOU THINK SEX IS COOL OR OVERRATED:
It’s cool unless you get some bad dick. Then it’s way overrated.
61. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
Celebrating St. Patty’s day and going to a Wizards Game I think
62. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDATE?
March 7, 19xx
63. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
Happy
64. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
Nope
65. ARE YOU SMILING?:
Yep
66. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
Yeah. I miss my mommy
67. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Tokyo, Japan
68. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
Far from
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME:
Audra
70. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Red and black
71. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
College, yeah
72. LATEST INJURY?:
Busted my ass chasing Hunny’s neice yesterday
73. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER:
Six step sisters
74. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
Sistagirl on the 7th flo’ (so what I stole that from ‘Martin’)
75. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes
76. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE in PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Yeah
77. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
My cross pendant and a tennis bracelet
78. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Go eat lunch, then do some work
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
No, but hopefully around the end of this year…
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
6 years
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
A beautiful photo album of cards that my gramma gave me over the years
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
I do that like once a day
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE?
Probably about three months ago
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Hair/beauty, dance supplies, shoes, gas (why can’t the prices just stay the same for a month??)
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Chocolate chip muffin
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Smile and if they have all their teeth
9. SOME FAVORITE SONGS?
Too many to list
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
DC burb, Maryland
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Albany Academy for Girls
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
T-Mobile
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
New York & Company, Nordstrom
14. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
*sigh*, yes
15. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Not anymore
16. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Mom Dukes, then Hunny or Natalie. They’re the only ones who wouldn’t be trying to ask to “hold a lil sumthin”, so I’d share with them from jump
17. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIENDS:
Last Wednesday at my b-day party
18. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Subway…does that count as fast food?
19. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
My father: “I’ll always be there for you”
20. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Friday’s or my mom’s house—I miss her cooking!
21. CAN YOU COOK?
Yes. Well lemme rephrase...no one's died from eating my cooking, so I guess I can
22. WHERE'S 25 DOUCHE?
What the….?
23. BEST KISSER:
My Hunny!
24. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
This morning
25. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Beets and avocados. Beets taste and look like bloody turnips to me. Avocados will kill me since I’m allergic to them
26. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My smile and my personality
27. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My Mr. Magoo-ish eyesight. I'm nearsighted as a mugg. No glasses or contacts = I run into stuff
28. CAN YOU SING?
I can carry a tune pretty ok. I was in the kids choir and held my own
29. LAST KISS?
This morning.
30. LAST MOVIE WATCHED:
S.W.A.T.
31. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Keys
32. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
St. Lucia
33. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Both
34. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Richard Pryor
35. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
T-shirt
36. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
Hunny. If he’s at work, then my Pound Puppy (yeah I still have mine from waaay back) is on his pillow
37. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
Yeah, but it’s usually more work than it’s worth unless you’re definitely headed toward marriage. In college…let it go!
38. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes
39. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
I’m attached to a coffee IV on Monday mornings.
40. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled with cheese
41. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
Slightly, but not to the point that I will sever ties with someone because our signs don’t vibe. I definitely take it with a grain of salt…for entertainment purposes dammit!
42. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mommy
43. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Malcolm (my brother from another mother)
44. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
"I love you, my civilian"
45. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
5
46. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Black pantsuit with a red blouse
47. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC
It’s like that yall—Mariah Carey
48. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?
Smucker’s grape
49. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
Online, yes. But in person hell naw!
50. CAN YOU SWIM?
Sho nuff. I'm a certified lifeguard
51. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Choc. Chip cookie dough
52. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
What kinda damn question?? I can read them, does that count?
53. TELL ME A FEW RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF:
I was on Sesa.me Street twice
My eyes are two different shades of brown
The guy on the Quaker Oats box gives me the heebie jeebies
54. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:
Spring…you can wear cute stuff during the day, but night time is cool and just right for snuggling
55. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Yesterday. My stepsister emailed me a picture of her son acting a damn fool
56. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
Early as hell o’ clock AM
57. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
Snow!! I love watching snow fall and playing in it
58. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH:
I guess. (are you reading this Tiki Barber??)
59. WHAT IS THE FIRST LETTER IN UR CRUSHES NAME:
You can read right? See above
60. DO YOU THINK SEX IS COOL OR OVERRATED:
It’s cool unless you get some bad dick. Then it’s way overrated.
61. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
Celebrating St. Patty’s day and going to a Wizards Game I think
62. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDATE?
March 7, 19xx
63. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
Happy
64. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
Nope
65. ARE YOU SMILING?:
Yep
66. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
Yeah. I miss my mommy
67. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Tokyo, Japan
68. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
Far from
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME:
Audra
70. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Red and black
71. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
College, yeah
72. LATEST INJURY?:
Busted my ass chasing Hunny’s neice yesterday
73. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER:
Six step sisters
74. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
Sistagirl on the 7th flo’ (so what I stole that from ‘Martin’)
75. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes
76. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE in PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Yeah
77. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
My cross pendant and a tennis bracelet
78. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Go eat lunch, then do some work
7 Comments:
That lie from your dad got me tearing up over here. That's sad. On a brighter note I hope you get that ring this year!
yup I'm gonna gone head and swipe this from you
LOL @ 27
Girl u and me both only I have contacts and still run into things!
@ Tasha
LMAO
I'm just saying...that's a whole lotta head to push out....
Yeah! About the ring! He sounds like a good one girl! (as if you don't know that:)
Don't feel bad... I own several pair of dice.
You just never know when you might be a little short on car note or rent money! LOL!
damn 6 step sisters???? gawd.. well at least ya'll had a basketball team and could jump somebody LOL :)
thanks for sharing.
#1 It's like that? Already?
Damn, girl
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