A Disgusted Online Dater does Dr. Seuss

This was hilarious so I had to provide it for your entertainment (taken from craigslist best of)....


I do not like these hiney pics
I do not like these dick pics
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like your flat white ass
I do not like you, skanky trash!
I do not like your butt-flossed crack
It only shows your lack of tact

I do not like your saggy tits
or listening to your hissy fits
I do not like your hairy slash
Just go away, I'll give you cash.

I do not like your weenie porn
I do not like your asshole corn
I do not care if you smoke bowls
Or suck big cocks at glory holes
You said "lick my Taco Bell"
Honey, I would but it's the smell...

I would not could not share your kink
I do not want to lose my job
So keep your whorepics, you stupid slob!

I do not care if that's your butt
Or if you're a male with a gut
I do not care about waiter's tips
or even Betka Shiptz' whips

I do not like that you suck cocks
or that you like to smell men's socks
I do not want to see your nuts
To me, you're just another putz

I do not want your pics
I do not want to see your dick
I'm on here so I can find a lifetime mate
Not a one-night or cyber-date
So take your cumshots and be gone
My email inbox is NOT the place for porn